I Will Not Be Subjected To Criminal Abuse...Dear DA,
Why are the overwhelming majority of the works in the 'popular' section so ridiculously cliche?
Does someone know something I don't?
What's a guy gotta do to get some comments?
Do I need a premium membership so my digital rendition of 'My Little Pony" gets recognized?
Do I have to lower my standards and sell myself short?
Should I only do portraits of Marvel characters and photos of kittens to get noticed?
Maybe I should just post everything under 'artistic nudes' to trick the deviants into checking out my work under the pretense of ass and tits (which by the way, don't kid yourselves, most of the figure pieces on here are not artistic. They are pornographic. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE).
Could I get more favorites if I wasn't a traditional artist?
Could I get more followers if I reply with the annoying 'thank you' to every single person who comments on my work?
Who on god's green earth expects an opinion to be taken seriously with a bouncing emoticon for punctuation?
I shall pump my